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Check out Bear’s Ten SCARY SURVIVAL moments: dsc.discovery.com Bear Grylls is lost in Ecuador, and resorts to fishing Piranha in order to survive.
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24 Responses to “Man vs. Wild – Ecuador Fishing Piranha”
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I just had a look at your elm bow. WHAT the ****! Is that big knot hole included for free? You know, the one where the the branch as big aroround as my wiener is hanging off? Primitive does not mean effective ya know. And elm? WOW! Glad you didn’t take your time (21 yrs old-10 yrs in the making) using half decent wood in making your stuff. You know, like osage, or even yew. Yup, elm is the perfect stuff for bow making! 21 yrs old, been making/selling for 11yrs? You been at it since age 10? HAW!!
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Well at least he lved to entertain us with another adventure! Haw! He made a weapon with what he had on hand, killed and ate fish, what have tatankas people done? Oh yeah, a casino that takes your retirement check! Haw! I get so mad seeing “native americans” selling there wares, when if you look at the real situation, they are RAPING the land, the wildlife, the fish, and YOU!
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Know what else is as reliable as a rifle? A freakin rifle! I have hunted snce I was a little boy. Shoot a deer with a rifle and a bow and arrow. Guess which one gets to the table first? Haw! Yeah, it’s a lot more challenging to kill anything with a bow vs. a rifle or shotgun, including humans. Guess who won the wars of America? He heh heh. Yep. If you would have been intelligent enough to use guns versus sticks and string, you mighta had a chance! Nevertheless, bear grylls LIVES!
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Oh yeah, drive up North I39/51 to highway 47 to Lac DeFlambeau indian reservation. Instead of turning into casino though, turn left. Yup, there for all the world to see. Calling a dead girl whore, terrible grafitti, because one of the “natives” wanted a better life with a person of europian descent. Drive through the u.p. of michegan and northern wisconsin, believe what your eye’s see, not what this guy says! Look for youself for gods sake! The “nation”, well… look for yourselves…
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Hey tatanka, I just looked at some of your stuff, my sincere apologese. I live in northern great lakes area, and where I live, the native americans basically have the right to poach any time up here, without regard to plunging fish and game species. Sorry if I offended you. But I have seen with my own eyes the piles of rotting fish carcasses and the graffitti within a block of main highways. I’ve seen your taxpayer bought housing go to shite in 1 yr. You guys live like subhuman idiots!
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much better then those damn slugs he ate
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And also, one more thing. You can have a 30# bow with enough force to pierce a monkeys vitals, but in this case his bow was heavy and sluggish. The cast would be so poor and with the arrow so heavy that he would have to get within 8 or 10 feet of a monkey to kill it. The wood he selected had a very high mositure content so the fibers would take a set and his bow would be……..shit for long-ranged hunting. Any bent stick can kill a fish at 5 feet.
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And yet, the Native Americans were always in everyday “survival”, and they made some of the best self bows, as well as beautiful and powerful composite and sinew-backed bows, and killed moose. Stop messing around with this guy look up Tom Brown.
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I make and sell primitive self-bows. Look me up. I just like the word suffice. I flint-knapp chert and obsidian and sell arrowheads up in Oregon as well, so **** off.
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Whats with every post “suffice it to say”? I doubt you could even make a bow, or knap an arrowhead into anything useable. 30lbs would be plenty for a monkey, you just got no clue so quit cockin off, sheesh.
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yea but he is also surviving for one if he made it properly it would take up to much energy and if he did go for huge animals the food would drain his fluids and his energy so i am sure if he wasnt surviving he would make it proporly but once again he is surviving
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That really is funny. Didn’t I state that obviously his bow was affective and worked?. What im trying to proove is that he has broken every god damn bow making rule in the book. I would only trust shooting fish with his bow. But then again im from the North East so we hunt larger animals that fill our stomachs up a lot more than measly fish. And it’s due to the fact that we spend days buliding our bows and arrows and knapping the arrowheads so that we have a weapon as reliable as a rifle.
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Damn can’y you spell boy? Im not *** I find *** people an inferior type of people as well. With all due respect.
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LMAO thats a funny comment :S what you trying 2 proove? he amde a bow for killing fish and it worked
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no seas malito y corrige las faltas de ortografía… qué vergüenza profeshor XD
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este se cre que uno es tonto eso se lo ha hecho un natibo ecuatoriano yo soy de ECUADOR y estar en la selba sin conocerla es impocible… todo lo que hay hay es mentira
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honestly sometimes when he actually cooks it it looks pretty good
lol
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i find that Tat is *** Sufrficice it to say that he need s a like
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His voice irritates me for some reason, but I like the fact he shows us these remote places that we talk about but never have been. I don’t care if it might be fake.
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I would, if it applied to a productive manner and activity. I would rather not expend my energy climbing everest for a non-productive reason, or cross the north sea for no apparent reason at all. Suffice it to say, moving across an area doesn’t take much intelligence.
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I find his bow inferior. Suffice it to say it appears to be affective. I wouldn’t expect that bow to last with durability for more than a few days. And based on the width, thickness, and length of the bow, I would estimate that the bow is only pulling around 30 pounds, not sufficient enough for monkeys, and the cast on his bow seems very poor even if the weight of the arrow was less and if itwas fletched. And his cordage making technique was inferior, a two-ply reverse wrap would suffice.
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i **** this guy
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wat u talking about dog…..
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he did survive everest actually…